IoT in Robbery - Thieves Best Practices TBP

Once Upon a time,  During a robbery incident in a Chinese town

1- Change the traditional way of Thinking:

One Thief shouted on people inside the bank "Don't move the money belongs to the state while your life is yours

All people laid down on the floor gently 

And this is called "Concept of change the way of thinking"

2- Focus on what you trained to do:

And When one lady laid on a table Provocatively 

Thief shouted on her "Hey understand, This is robbery NOT raping" 

And This is called "Professionalism" 

3- Experience better than college qualification:

 When thieves returned back to their base 

The youngest one (Who has master degree in MBA) said to his senior (Who has just passed the 6th grade in school): 

"Boss let us count How much money we earned! On the fly, his boss commented "Are you foolish, This is a big amount of money which will take us long time to count, so just be patient, we will get to know When they announce about the robbery on TV" 

And this is called "Experience"

4- Turn catastrophe into benefits:

On the other hand after thieves left the bank, 

The Bank Chief ordered his branch manager  "hurry, Call the police cops"  

But branch manager replied "Just wait a sec sir, before calling the police, let us take 80 Million of bucks for ourselves.

And This is What they call  "Swimming with the current wave" 

5- Enjoy makes Job bearable:

The branch manager said: "It will be so brilliant to have one robbery like this every month"

And this is What they call "Killing the routine" 

6- Knowledge worths Gold:

Next Day 

It came in the news that there was a bank robbery of 100 Million US$,

Once the thieves heard the news, immediately they jumped and started counting the money again and again and OMG!  it is only 20 Million dollars.

They got angry and said " How come we took all this risk and done dirty work and we got is ONLY 20 Million While the Bank managers got the 80 Million without doing any efforts.

But they concluded that "It seems that to be an educated White collar better than being blue collar worker " 

7- Opportunity Hunting & Risk taking:

The Bank Chief was so happy since he covered all his losses in the stock market with this money and this is What they call "Utilising Opportunities "

The End